Consoles

Infamous console whose Hotel Mario characters he found horrible.

A tiny PS5 knock-off with unlabelled buttons, delayed input and 300 games.

A controversial console that makes a compelling case thanks to far more power and 4K gaming, with backwards compatibility.

Confusing name, TV-focused reveal, forced Kinect and always-online policies made its launch a blunder, a 6 out of 10 fail.

Tiny, cheap and surprisingly impressive with ray tracing and 120fps, though weaker than the Series X.

A quieter, lower-power revision of the 360 that proved quite popular.

A smaller, quieter, cheaper TV-box-style Xbox with HDR and 4K Blu-ray that fixed the original One's strategy.

Chunky and huge, but tactile, comfortable to play and still great fun thanks to Halo and its brilliant startup animation.

A big step up with online play, achievements and a great interface, though loud and hit by the Red Ring of Death.

Mini console that looks as sharp as a modern one, with 40 games built in.

Tiny but sharp-looking retro console that feels both retro and modern.

Mini SNES that preserves every detail of the original and ships with 21 games.

A charming, hugely important console that saved the games industry and is still playable today, though very basic by modern standards.

The peak of 2D gaming, with a hugely influential controller and a big leap over the NES.

Expected gold but got a tortilla colour; he may keep it for the laugh.

A cheap Kickstarter console whose Android games were made for phones and poorly suited to a TV.

Added a slimline PS4 on the left of the setup next to the PC.

Already hooked up on the right of his room; shown without comment.