Strange gadgets

Looks like rubbish and is pricey, but smells exactly like KFC, burns well and earns an A.

A loud spinning fork that is no better than a normal fork, and he expected more from Pot Noodle.

A fascinating cookie-playing gadget, but gimmicky and good for only about 20 minutes of fun.

The dust tastes good, but the machine looks bad, is awkward to use and isn't worth buying.

Surprisingly works at keeping pizza warm and is nearly free to print, but is too simple to rate above B.

Impressive-looking pasta that is great for impressing guests, but costs far more than normal pasta and tastes the same.

Painful but fun and heavily themed; he gave it an optimistic 8 out of 10 though it won't suit everyone.

Enormous handmade suitcase speaker that sounded bad and looked battered.

Fast, impressive offline translator, but little advantage over Google Translate on a phone.

Versatile massager with plates for waist, limbs and feet; the foot acupressure head was his favourite.

Impressive waterproof scalp massager with red light and oil dispensing; he rated it a perfect 10.

Twenty of the 10 mph cars together still could not beat the single 100 mph car.

The single 100 mph RC car has so much traction that even 20 slower cars cannot pull it.

Combines two tones and is loud enough for truck drivers to hear on busy roads, though the sound is horrible.

A much larger lung-powered horn that is far louder than the party blower.

The 10-cent party blower was the weakest horn and he called it terrible.

The loudest horn in the world, louder than a military jet takeoff and potentially ear-rupturing.

Designed to clear people out of the way and only slightly louder than the previous horn.

Uses compressed air and is a lot louder, painful even with ear protection on.

Cleans screens well and sticks to the back of a phone, though they pick up grime and lose stickiness.

Manually tinted glasses that tint one lens at a time, and he felt misled by the ad.

Cleaned the shoes to about 97% and he would use them from now on.

The printed results are mind-blowing, but the machine is very expensive and he doesn't know what he'd use it for.

Shuffles imperfectly but deals neatly and understands the game, which impressed him.