
Historic orgone-style pendant whose circuit board was not actually connected to anything, with a disclaimer slip added later.
A pile of metal poles and plastic sold as a 5G fighter, which he says will not solve anyone's problems.
A stick of plastic that he thinks is among the simplest, cheapest products ever made, yet sold at extortionate prices.
Looks ridiculous but he kind of liked it; cooling and comforting like a hug.
Marketed with ridiculous brightness claims, but the result was only 'not bad'.
A $1 'iPhone' from Wish that feels convincing and baffles him as a business model.
Autonomous tennis ball collector that is a fun concept, scored 6 out of 10 for now.
Seaweed-based edible water pods that could replace clear plastic packaging, scored 8 out of 10.
Biodegradable edible spoons made from grains with a long shelf life, rated 7 out of 10 alongside edible packaging.
Bicycle-powered washing machine with big positive knock-on effects for developing countries, scored 7 out of 10.
Ridiculous-sounding shoes that let you feel music through your feet and won him over completely.
A piece of plastic sold as an anti-smartphone; he finds it silly but admits the marketing worked.
The follow-up to the No Phone, which he jokes about with a sketch about returns.
Gave it 2 out of 10 after it failed to answer on stage three times in front of the audience.
A $70 copy of a $50,000 phone with fake buttons and an awful camera, only good for showing off.
The dark side version of the Star Wars phone is equally cool, with red and black themed software.
A knockoff that nails the look but fakes a camera and has dead pixels.
A chunky feature phone with 6,000mAh battery and built-in earphones that is fun even if the sound is bassy.
A very cool collectable Star Wars phone with metal build and detailed themed software.
Legitimate but odd finger sleeves; he mainly bought them for the hilarious product page translation.






















