Absurdly expensive

A $10,000 gun-shaped phone made from titanium, wood and gold, which he jokes would be a problem at airport security.

The top saber leaves the cheaper ones behind, with a spinning kyber crystal, LCD and sound that adjusts to swing speed.

Ultra-limited 12-unit Caviar Fold 5 with titanium back and a real Megalodon tooth fragment, which he finds wild but also amusing.

The $3,000 hand-forged Damascus steel knife is made of 16 folded layers and feels like a weapon of mass destruction.

The $300 machine is the final boss, able to blow bubbles for five hours straight.

A movie-accurate premium lightsaber with its own software that feels unbelievably premium, costing around 100 times a toy-shop saber.

Little more than a vinyl wrap on a normal Xbox, with the carry case the main extra, at a very high price.

A $113,000 watch with a mini maze game that apparently has no clock.

A gold-plated crocodile leather case that is heavy, lacks MagSafe and protected the phone worse than the $1 case.

Absurdly over-the-top gold, titanium and gun-themed luxury iPhone that is the most detailed and frightening phone he has held.

They sound like normal AirPods, which is good, but not worth $3,000.

Impressive medical technology with huge potential, but currently overhyped, ethically murky over animal testing, and risky if it ever becom…

Surprisingly tasteful and beautifully made, but it is just a normal iPhone at its core.

A stealthy titanium-backed iPhone that survived an air rifle pellet without a mark, and he could see himself using it.

Heavily customised Nike Air Force Ones with a meteorite fragment, priced around $2,000 for the paint job and gold details.

An absurd gold-plated Huawei Mate 40 Pro with a tourbillon watch, impressive but ludicrously extra and not for him.

Fake sky panel with its own moving sun, his top pick at 9.5 out of 10, though far too expensive for him.

A meaty showpiece of brass, gold plating and acrylic that feels expensive, but he probably wouldn't use it.

A kilogram-of-gold S21 Ultra with no working cameras and a huge price, which he finds laughable and pointless.

Not his taste, but the precision of placing a thousand Swarovski crystals and gold plating blows his mind.

A rebadged ZTE Axon 7 with leather, sold at luxury prices; he finds it disingenuous.

A scam gold-plated iPhone 11 Pro offer that he debunked within four days, rated 3/10 fail.

Beautiful and absurdly valuable 18 karat gold and diamond phone he struggles to imagine anyone using daily.

Loved the Apple I-inspired detailing, including a real fragment of an Apple I computer, on a wood-backed iPhone 12 Pro.