Weird & wonderful

A properly made, genuinely cool miniature lightsaber blowtorch; he gave it the first 9/10, though the colour inserts are pricey.

A useful and slightly overkill habit tracker that beats phone apps, though the touch plates are a bit fiddly; 8/10.

An elite-tier YouTuber product that smartly builds on MegaPro's design; he scored it 9.5/10.

An impressive, detailed saber, but he marks it down because the sabers are rebadged from a Chinese maker at twice the price without being u…

Fiddly to set up, but comfy and secure, and the best product of the whole video.

It does pick up dirt, but only a 10 to 15% difference, so trash.

The $40 original that the cheap rope launcher copies, with a fast string that defies gravity.

A pointless blue light that wastes a USB port; the definition of a trash product.

A bit less polished than the original Loop Lasso but just as fun at a fraction of the price.

The effect is as impressive as far pricier versions, with a dimmer light and slightly warped mirrors.

Pure electrical stimulation that made his hand spasm; he wouldn't call it a massage.

A gag gift at best, since a straight line doesn't help with elevation, wind or terrain.

Approaches the speed of a real car, comes with warning stickers, and knocked over eight pins.

The supercar of remote control cars, and it got a strike in an absolutely mental finish.

Starts to feel like a race car with noticeably more power, and it knocked over six pins.

Four-wheel drive and all-terrain tyres make it feel built to do damage, and it knocked over eight pins again.

Bigger with a proper joystick controller that feels smoother, and it managed four pins.

Painfully slow, like driving a toy for ants, and it knocked over no pins.

A charming Pokéball-themed shaver that gets the balance right, rated a solid B tier.

A fiddly handbag case with a five-stage locking process and almost no protection, so not worth it.

A full miniature working Croc that he finds amusing.

Very soft, but he says it feels like a used nappy.

A case shaped like teeth that he says feels like touching real teeth.

A gun-shaped case where you fold down the grip to charge and reload to use the AirPods.