Weird & wonderful

Bought from the US for about $10,000 but the plumbing was incompatible with the UK, forcing a replacement.

The replacement toilet is also amazing, with a night light, motion sensor, deodoriser and bidet.

Gloriously comfortable, but he thinks he overspent and would buy a Simba mattress with an Eight Sleep cover instead.

The best water gun available, with clever features, but poor value at $250.

A handmade, hyper-realistic skin-textured charger that works but he found deeply disturbing and absurdly expensive.

A $200,000 gold-brick phone that weighs a kilo and came with a business card addressed to Jeff Bezos, which he finds absurd.

A pointless device that could have been an app, with poor battery life and security problems.

Surreal to control by tilting a phone, but he questions why anyone would choose it over a drone, with quieter flight the only clear benefit.

He found the Pikachu spinning top odd to use and poor next to a real Beyblade.

He finds the coin-eating money bag a bit freaky but does not give a clear judgement.

A face mask packed with features that fails at the basic job of sealing around the face.

He was impressed by how dark the paint is, which made the phone look like a flat black void.

The loudest whistle in the test, with a 2 mile range and underwater use, loud enough to nearly deafen him despite ear protection.

A 50 cent whistle that is surprisingly loud for the price.

A $6 pouch whistle that forces air through by squeezing, giving a shorter, sharper sound.

A heavy stainless steel $60 whistle that is only slightly louder than the $6 one.

A professional referee whistle with a claimed range of up to a mile, noticeably more powerful than the previous ones.

He is amazed that the world's largest iPhone is really a high-end gaming PC that runs full Windows and games.

Shows off a giant working iPhone whose flash is so bright it feels like walking into the sun.

A custom oversized USB-C cable built to deliver lots of power to the giant iPhone, with strong magnets.

A ridiculous but fully working 15x iPhone that beat a real iPhone on camera, power and speakers and won a Guinness World Record.

A smart fork that does buzz when you eat too fast, but the companion app no longer exists, so he gives it 7 out of 10.

A five-screen pixel display that looks fun from a distance but does nothing a phone can't and has poor quality.

The spoon turned out to be a normal spoon with a battery and an LED, and he scores it 8/10 as a spoon but poorly as tech.