Weird & wonderful

Very portable, but sounds like one note and gets one out of ten.

Extremely solid RC car that took a crash and acted as the impact vehicle, earning 9 out of 10.

Tear and water resistant, but the pages burn, so 6 out of 10.

Underwhelming looking and not functional for normal people, as it burned, tore and gives no warmth or padding.

The most useful item of the six, as you can attach LEGO pieces and join the pens together.

A LEGO take on the Kanye West glasses that make you stand out but are hard to see through.

A LEGO pin badge that he jokes has only one obvious use.

A coaster with limited build space, but enough to build a biscuit-dunking crane.

Wearable LEGO earrings shown without a real verdict.

A Rubik's Cube made of LEGO that you can decorate and repair by swapping pieces.

A floating crocodile head to scare friends swimming in a pool or lake.

A small USB device that types random characters into a victim's computer and makes them rage.

Presented as a harmless prank where strangers think they have found a free AirPod.

A $10,000 gun-shaped phone made from titanium, wood and gold, which he jokes would be a problem at airport security.

He presents it as a handy way to put out fires automatically or from a safe distance, and seems impressed by the demo.

Better than expected with an animated LED display, but needing a power bank means it stays a novelty.

Surprisingly well-made and comfortable fake trainers, though they were too small for him.

A convincing watch with a hidden 1080p camera and infrared night vision that impressed him.

A much more convincing fake with a better screen, glass back and a camera that surprisingly matches the real thing.

A cheap, plastic knock-off with laggy animations, a huge bottom bezel and a clumsy copy of the Dynamic Island.

A timed lockbox for a tech detox, though he jokes he accidentally set it for a whole hour.

A phone grip that doubles as an extendable sun shade and fan, shown as a quirky gadget without a firm verdict.

A fine option for the money, with thick plastic, a retractable blade and LEDs.

A cheap inflatable toy that he treats as a joke starting point.