Weird & wonderful

A gold-plated crocodile leather case that is heavy, lacks MagSafe and protected the phone worse than the $1 case.

A tongue-in-cheek test of a hanger that at first takes up three times the space; his 9 out of 10 is delivered sarcastically.

A fun-looking app-guided stirring glass, but it is cheap-feeling, had Bluetooth issues and he would not use it.

Simple, well-made adapters that work perfectly, earning his first 10 out of 10.

A hassle to use and messy, but the filled banana looks great and he found it fun.

It does what it claims, but cooking at 200°C on your lap makes little sense; 3 out of 10.

Does the job of holding a laptop on an exercise bike, but it is wobbly and pricey, so he gives it 5 out of 10.

A lazy gadget that is surprisingly well executed, with only a slight Bluetooth delay.

Cursed-looking machine that makes a face mask from fruit puree; he makes a mask but gives no score in the available transcript.

Cheap, slightly niche robot that opens stubborn jars exactly as claimed; 9 out of 10.

Painful to hold, though it might deter a phone thief.

A botched Pikachu design with sad eyes that he finds creepy.

Nightmare-inducing, with a gross texture, sharp teeth and a glow-in-the-dark finish.

Looks horrifyingly realistic and makes him feel very uncomfortable.

Spiked like a weapon and painful to grip, with no clear audience.

The most disgusting case he has seen, covered in pins, syringes and staples.

An insane piece of equipment that would have been a dream gift 15 years ago.

They sound like normal AirPods, which is good, but not worth $3,000.

Absurdly over-the-top gold, titanium and gun-themed luxury iPhone that is the most detailed and frightening phone he has held.

A pig-shaped case with a TV sticking out of it, which he found amusing.

He calls the trainer case the most useless one he has seen, as it neither charges nor protects the AirPods.

The wheels and handle work, but he finds it impractical.

A huge Patrick-shaped case where you take off his head and pecs to fit the AirPods.

It fits well, but the huge chain would make you a target for thieves.