Weird & wonderful

Shows a stunt car with responsive wheels that can also drive on water using flaps as rudders.

A keycap with a working fidget spinner that spins pretty fast.

Looked like a good idea, but the stud doesn't fit real Lego and pressing it hurts your finger.

A joke keyboard that is just one button.

A custom novelty keycap with no use, rated minus 100 out of 10.

A keycap modelled on the first Apple Mac that was his favourite of the keycaps.

A working bowling ball Wii controller he scored zero out of ten and called pointless.

A brown goo for sweaty palms that stained his hands and trousers and did not feel like it would work.

A pendant that doubles as a slingshot projectile to smash car windows in an emergency.

A walking cane with a flashlight and a claimed million-volt taser, which he is sceptical about but which reviews suggest works.

A dental floss box hiding a Kevlar cable, plastic handcuff key and diamond wire for escaping captivity.

Considers it probably the coolest undercover self-defence tool thanks to its siren, camera and location sharing with police.

An umbrella that turns into a lightsaber, shown as a fun novelty.

A toy that claims to let you move a hologram with your mind, which he found absolutely insane.

Novelty red and blue lightsaber chopsticks that he found fun to eat with.

Initially thought it a joke, but finds it kind of amazing because opening it feels like reloading.

A handbag-style AirPods case that he jokes about carrying around.

A perfume-bottle lookalike case that he says just smells like a factory.

Higher quality than he expected, and it clips straight onto your keys.

Calls the rubber duck the cutest case on the list.

A car-key lookalike case that he thinks is a poor idea if you want to avoid theft.

He tried it but never mastered yo-yos and gave no real verdict.

Quirky turbine washer that surprisingly removed most of the dirt.

Surprisingly impressive print quality for such a small machine, though it took a whole day to print one model.