Weird & wonderful

The dark side version of the Star Wars phone is equally cool, with red and black themed software.

A chunky feature phone with 6,000mAh battery and built-in earphones that is fun even if the sound is bassy.

A very cool collectable Star Wars phone with metal build and detailed themed software.

A cheap $34 writing tablet that he enjoyed trying.

A knockoff that nails the look but fakes a camera and has dead pixels.

A Wish.com fake iPhone that looks nothing like the real thing.

A scam gold-plated iPhone 11 Pro offer that he debunked within four days, rated 3/10 fail.

Loved the Apple I-inspired detailing, including a real fragment of an Apple I computer, on a wood-backed iPhone 12 Pro.

Beautiful and absurdly valuable 18 karat gold and diamond phone he struggles to imagine anyone using daily.

Legitimate but odd finger sleeves; he mainly bought them for the hilarious product page translation.

The pricier tablet looks respectable and he liked the design, but he wouldn't recommend it.

A knock-off laptop that booted in Chinese and defeated him after six hours.

Did not work as advertised for photos, but is a very smooth ball.

A giant fake S20 Ultra that he disliked, apart from the finish and size.

Loved the unibody metal design, even if it isn't feasible as a real smartphone.

A tiny working Android iPhone clone with a terrible camera, but he liked the size.

A dented fake P40 Pro Plus with a notch and one working camera.

A near-identical clone of the other fake phones, and equally bad.

A correctly sized S20 Ultra clone that copies Samsung's software with inverted colours.

Looks good on the camera, but the software is stock Android with no effort.

A Mate 40 Pro clone with swapped branding and Mate 30 wallpapers.

The cutest phone he has ever seen, and he almost wanted to put his SIM in it.

A phone that doubles as a car, which was somewhat anticlimactic to open.

A $1 tablet that ugly as it is, actually boots and works.