Everything I've tested.

A foldable full of small compromises that he would only recommend to experienced foldable users who really want one.

Argues the Fold beats Apple's foldable on multitasking, desktop mode, interpreter mode, reverse charging and face unlock.

His benchmark toaster, giving noticeably better toast than the touchscreen rival.

The $80 Anker charged far quicker than the luxury bank, hitting 69% in 20 minutes.

Strong gains in battery, charging and gaming performance, but the AI speedup and variable aperture feel underwhelming in daily use.

A really good phone with excellent battery life, big performance headroom and much better image processing, though not an exciting upgrade…

A wider, mini-TV style fold with a great inner screen, but more of a side-grade than an upgrade and hard to justify at the price.

An iPhone in a rugged case survived the drop test better than the rugged phone, so he prefers that route.

Expensive and limited to two slices, but makes toast good enough that he has not used a normal toaster since.

A solar hat that charged his phone to 42% in under two hours, which he called the future he wants.

Comfortable heated massage sliders he called close to his dream product, though the massage is a bit too vibrate-y.

A micro four thirds camera that clips to your phone, but it is buggy in beta and the generative AI editing feels pointless.

A robot vacuum with a robotic arm that picks up shoes, which he found the most futuristic product he has seen and a real fix for a common p…

A powerful hands-free robotic foam roller that covers your whole back efficiently and felt great.

An ordinary pocket cam that becomes a genuinely useful self-flying tracking camera with the flight kit.

A pre-production leg-crawling massager that gave the deepest leg massage he has had, though it is intense.

Works well as a system for three specific setups, but at around £4,500 for all the parts a powerful laptop makes more sense.

Sensor-guided clippers that adjust the blade for you, and he found them far better than he could manage alone.

Impressive tech that he found pretty amazing, but it feels rushed with hardware problems and a possible soft recall.

It does make him feel more comfortable, but the effect on overall body temperature is small for now.

A tongue-controlled mouthpad that feels nearly as precise as a trackpad and has serious accessibility benefits.

A polished, customisable musical toy that makes you sound good without learning guitar.

Capable on basics, but more restrictive on compatible brands and weaker at smart home commands like the Ring doorbell and vacuum.

ChatGPT guessed 1,128, which he thought was too low, though it was the second closest.