Everything I've tested.

Extremely expensive but a long-held dream purchase that gives huge, surround-like sound and a futuristic look.

Having to buy a separate Hue Bridge is annoying but a necessary evil.

Smells great but was too big for the space and its remote was fiddly and not smart, so it was swapped out.

He thinks it is the greatest massage chair on the planet, with zero gravity, heating and 140 airbags.

Worth the hassle if you have the right corner, matching walls and a nearby socket, but situational.

Considered even more of a revelation than the original, with a full modernisation of the fundamentals.

The crowning jewel of the iPad line, remarkably thin with a tandem OLED display and the M4 chip.

Not exciting on specs, being basically a tiny iPad 2, but it was thin and it far outsold the iPad 4.

The Retina display was a great leap, but little else changed and the naming and LTE claims were a mess.

A big step in thinness, weight and power, helped by strong branding.

A big chip upgrade but otherwise essentially an iPad 3, released only months after it and with a baffling name.

A modest upgrade with an M2 chip and Pencil hover, mostly for bragging rights.

A massive, laptop-sized tablet with quad speakers and Apple Pencil support, though its Pro role was questionable.

Added a LiDAR sensor and Magic Keyboard, but the chip made no real difference and the selfie camera placement was odd.

A breakout success that nailed the fundamentals, with an interface that still holds up today.

Gained the M1 chip and a mini LED display, but the software could not make use of the power.

A complete redesign with USB-C, Face ID and slim bezels that made the iPad feel like a magic sheet of glass.

Hyped for Halo and split-screen co-op, but weak exclusives left it as a glorified media player in his basement.

A streaming-only handheld that he finds impressive, with great screen and low latency, despite no Bluetooth headphone support.

Corrects all device video signals so everything looks better on the shared displays.

Chosen over consumer brands for its much greater brightness, and it is commercial grade with 5K resolution.

Chosen over RGB and console-matching alternatives for look, feel and quality.

Official Pro Controllers custom painted by ColorWare, replacing knockoffs that developed stick drift.

Modular, customisable sofas he calls the best movie sofa he has experienced, though hideously expensive.