Everything I've tested.

Consumer-friendly resin printer with a much better finish than filament printers, though the resin is smelly and cartridges are single-use.

The most polished, refined electric scooter he has tried, with strong acceleration, 55 km range and a puncture-resistant tyre.

He says the whole house runs on Control4 and describes it as the brain of the home, but he has not yet tested it in practice.

A handmade, hyper-realistic skin-textured charger that works but he found deeply disturbing and absurdly expensive.

A phone that looked like a scam and turned out to be part of an enormous internet-wide scam.

He kept it in a cabinet until police borrowed it for an investigation and never returned it.

Very innovative transparent TV, but not a very useful product.

A $200,000 gold-brick phone that weighs a kilo and came with a business card addressed to Jeff Bezos, which he finds absurd.

Great packaging and back design, but the phone itself is a stock experience made only to generate movie hype; he gave it 3/10.

A thoughtfully done Olympic edition with a lovely Berluti case, themed software and perks, though the yellow back looks poor; he gave it 8/…

Well-detailed packaging and back design, but inconsistent icon theming leave it as a quarterfinals-level phone; he gave it 5/10.

A luxurious, well thought out limited edition with matching bag and cases, only let down by badly placed icons; he gave it 9/10.

Charming, lavish packaging and themed software, but it feels like a toy and works no better than a phone at half the price; he gave it 6/10.

Brilliant presentation and nice details, but tiny high-resistance face buttons, a subscription and a huge price hold it back; he gave it 6/…

Looks tacky and cheap, with possibly the worst user interface he has seen in five years; he gave it 2/10.

A dark, cleverly themed limited edition with a real mirror back and great packaging, held back slightly by an impractical mirror selfie ide…

Used as the price and spec benchmark, costing more than the OnePlus Open with less storage and RAM.

Wacky-looking earbuds with good software and clever tech, but uncomfortable and not worth three and a half times the price of the SE 2.

The launch was awkward after the supposedly bulletproof glass broke twice on stage, though people are still excited about it.

A thoughtful idea whose promises vanished, with a terrible screen, 1GB storage and a price above the promised $100.

A slower, clunkier, bulkier and buggy iPad rival that HP pulled after 48 days.

A generic, badly marketed hero shooter that peaked at 697 Steam players and was shut down after two weeks.

A pointless device that could have been an app, with poor battery life and security problems.

A brilliant idea ruined by awful typing feel and a $1,500 price, though it eventually led to the Stream Deck.