Everything I've tested.

He thinks FaceTime is getting a lot better in iOS 17, with fun gesture reactions, automatic lighting adjustment and the ability to leave me…

Interchangeable cartridges made it legendary, though the screen is hard to see.

A generational leap with touchscreen and 3D capability, with a hinge that does not age well.

Nintendo's biggest misstep: a red-and-black stereoscopic headset on a stand that barely sold.

Mentioned for a hidden message printed on its circuit board.

The $150 electric water pistol is in a league of its own, with a capacity display, three shooting modes and chargeable shots.

USB-C AirPods are annoying for recent Lightning buyers but good news for those who held off.

He thinks these are a big deal for the price, with adaptive noise cancellation, very long battery life and fast charging at just 99.

An insane case covered in sweets, snacks and coffee beans that he finds baffling.

A giraffe-shaped case whose only noted upside is that it works as a phone stand.

A massive foot-shaped case with decorations that he reacts to with disgust.

He expected to love the keyboard feel, but the keys turn out to be glued on and non-functional.

A realistic crab-shaped case that he finds more strange than appealing.

It looks surprisingly good as it reflects light well, but at £25 he says you could just make your own.

Self-assembly kit that makes a convincing thunderstorm effect, with a surprisingly cool voice activation.

Extremely long and cheap strip that adds atmosphere, though the LEDs are widely spaced and the strip isn't bright.

Despite poor packaging and a farm smell, the most useful product of the haul, genuinely refreshing with iced water.

Premium-feeling speaker with a showstopper light show, though the sound is quite compressed.

Solid feel, with USB-C input and output and a wireless charger that works well, and it suited the corner perfectly.

Thin and light but fluffy; works over carpet, not ideal for hard flooring.

Nice finish and clever self-opening spring, but too small to hold even a can.

A very good idea with simple execution, just a reflective piece of plastic.

Smaller than expected but the light highlights the mist nicely; it might overheat.

Very cushioned, not what enthusiasts want, but a big upgrade on his sister's old one and easy on the wrists.