Everything I've tested.

Well marketed, but a portable blender solves no real problem and is small, battery-limited and hard to clean.

A spaceship of a car, but real-world range of about 250 miles and UK charging hassles made it a regret.

The M1 MacBook was so fluid in Final Cut Pro that it made the Mac Pro redundant at a fraction of the price.

A $6,000 food 3D printer that never worked: messy, explosive and unable to hold structure.

Highlights the V29's textured design, soft Aura Light portrait flash and wide 50MP selfie camera without giving an overall verdict.

A beans-on-toast grip he questions anyone wanting on their phone.

A tongue-shaped grip he found grim and strange.

A dog-shaped phone grip with a body that hangs down, shown as a novelty.

A cat-shaped grip that pulls out and can also work as a phone stand.

A biscuit-shaped grip that he found very realistic, to the point of dunking it.

A grip with double mirrors for checking yourself out.

A donut-shaped grip that surprisingly smells like donuts.

A massive gummy bear grip, part of a run of food-shaped designs he finds puzzling.

The most extreme smartphone he has used, with a borderless screen, big battery and a very serious cooling system.

A 155mph RC car that does exactly what it promises, expensive but a straight 10.

Used to show how absurdly the complexity of Rubik's Cubes scales, ending with a 13x13 he left a colleague to solve.

Impressive at precise drawing, but calibration is fiddly and the wall-drawing focus is niche.

The most powerful Nerf gun, but accuracy lags behind the power and it feels like a 3D printed product, so he wouldn't recommend it to most.

Gamifies water fights with a display and pressurised water bullets, but is inaccurate past about five metres; he gives it a 7.

A capable table tennis robot for serious players, with a basic tablet and an unattractive but stable app.

Self-moving chess board he loves, though the pieces feel cheaper than their price suggests; he gives it a strong 8/10.

The coolest toy he has ever used, marked down slightly by the $549 price and the need to buy two; he gives it a 9.

Opens the video as a throne that bolts onto a Segway and fires gel blasters, shown but not rated.

A movie-accurate premium lightsaber with its own software that feels unbelievably premium, costing around 100 times a toy-shop saber.