Everything I've tested.

Tidies the mouse cable and removes drag, and he liked it enough to want more time with it, rating it 7.

A tiny three-key board that Tommy surprisingly won a game with.

A gaming keypad with a joystick, button and scroll wheel that Arun found adorable and was surprised to like.

A custom novelty keycap with no use, rated minus 100 out of 10.

Looked like a good idea, but the stud doesn't fit real Lego and pressing it hurts your finger.

A keycap modelled on the first Apple Mac that was his favourite of the keycaps.

A keycap with a working fidget spinner that spins pretty fast.

It does what it sets out to do with no finger or wrist motion, but looks corporate and he rated it 2 out of 10.

Surprisingly good-sounding speaker that displays lyrics artistically, but not worth 2,600 unless you see it as art.

A China-only gold and black foldable with ceramic back, 16GB RAM and S Pen in the box, hugely over-the-top but very impressive.

Packaging and extras are fantastic, but the phone inside is just a standard Oppo Reno 8.

The best limited edition of the bunch, with a hidden-map back, Hellfire red finish and brilliant packaging.

A Batman-themed gaming phone with a fun briefcase and bat signal, fitting for a spec monster.

A laser-etched art phone with excellent packaging and restrained software theming that he was really into.

A cheap phone that changes colour in sunlight, shown briefly as the cheapest of the eight.

A tasteful Naruto-themed phone with a brilliant scroll box and fast charging that stays neat for non-fans.

A speed-focused BMW collaboration with Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 and UFS 4.0 that is a big jump over 2022 flagships.

Likes an exterior airbag that inflates before a side impact and cuts the force by 30%.

A walking cane with a flashlight and a claimed million-volt taser, which he is sceptical about but which reviews suggest works.

A pendant that doubles as a slingshot projectile to smash car windows in an emergency.

A dental floss box hiding a Kevlar cable, plastic handcuff key and diamond wire for escaping captivity.

Considers it probably the coolest undercover self-defence tool thanks to its siren, camera and location sharing with police.

Sees DART as proof that humanity now has an anti-extinction weapon against asteroids.

Thinks the two-drone landmine clearing system could save thousands of lives and clear mines far faster than manual removal.