Everything I've tested.

Considered one of the greatest digital cameras in 1994, though it had a 0.3 megapixel sensor and held only eight photos.

An early stylus-driven drawing tablet that arrived decades before the iPad.

Apple sold clothing in 1986, including trucker hats and umbrellas, which was far more than a single t-shirt.

Combined a TV and a desktop computer, but ended up too expensive and underpowered to suit either audience.

It sucks fine but the tiny reservoir fills too quickly.

Used to record him eating ice cream; not reviewed.

Titanium pen that writes without ink and works on any surface, with a pencil-like feel.

Mini SNES that preserves every detail of the original and ships with 21 games.

His favourite find, and it sounds shockingly good.

Finger-sized water gun that is surprisingly powerful.

Mini console that looks as sharp as a modern one, with 40 games built in.

Tiny but sharp-looking retro console that feels both retro and modern.

Fully articulated tiny desk lamp that works well enough.

Impressive but too small for his fingers to use.

Surprisingly impressive print quality for such a small machine, though it took a whole day to print one model.

A decent recreation of the lava lamp effect.

Tiny programmable ball that is surprisingly quick, with fun steering modes.

Shown as part of the tiny desk setup; he only remarks that his hand engulfs it.

Little more than a mini radio.

Shown alongside the Rubik's Cube; no specific verdict given.

Too weak to whip double cream.

Alarmingly effective noise-reducing recorder, though he was unsure about it.

A childhood dream come true, but hard to control.

Credit-card-sized handheld with surprisingly good buttons and controls.