Everything I've tested.

Winner of best small phone, a tiny top-end flagship with a gimbal camera and headphone jack.

Realme crams in every spec it can, with bold designs he finds delightful though some might think they look like toys.

Won the gaming award as a powerful, well-cooled multimedia powerhouse with the best speakers and battery of any mainstream device.

A tempting borderless gaming phone for the price, but with weak software support and a poor under-display camera.

A glowing example of how capable a Poco phone can be with more budget.

A very reliable all-rounder in Samsung's range.

A playful mug that you can build on, such as adding wheels or a Spider-Man figure.

Rubbery tape that sticks to anything and lets you build LEGO into the real world.

Rated as the third genius LEGO product, as it is made of real LEGO and lets you build on grips, stands and even a steering wheel.

Clever finger-tap keyboard and mouse with real potential, but he is not keen on learning around 200 gestures.

A fascinating player that lets you remix tracks live, but needing to upload music to their site and no Spotify support is a major catch.

An airbag collar worn round the neck that inflates around the head in a fall, shown as the opening teaser.

A low-tech upside-down planter that saves floor space and only needs watering every couple of weeks.

A remote-controlled party cooler with a surprisingly full-sounding speaker, not cutting edge but cleverly put together.

A plasma speaker that plays music through lightning, and one of the coolest things he has ever seen.

A cool piece of kit with a clear display, but a phone does the same things faster.

A lamp disguised as a potion bottle that changes colour.

A wand that lights up its tip when shaken and turns off when shaken again.

A golden snitch with a fluttery sound that turned out to be held up by a thin string behind his ear.

Shown briefly as the first Harry Potter gadget, with no real judgement given beyond a joke about it not being pretty.

A self-stirring cauldron mug that he found surprisingly vigorous at stirring his tea.

Likes the idea and finds it a refreshingly honest way to keep up with close friends, but thinks it has one copyable feature and no workable…

Genetically edited hornless cows that accidentally contained bacteria DNA and had to be incinerated, rated 8 out of 10 for fail.

A clever idea that solved a real problem, but it never secured rights to the channels and was sued into bankruptcy.