Everything I've tested.

One of the pseudo-science products in the same scam range, with no real effect.

Sponsored unboxing in which he praises the Nord CE as a well-rounded mid-range phone with a good screen, camera and battery for €299, thoug…

Has a newer algorithm and makes up 10% of his portfolio.

Used as the main example to explain ledgers, mining and blockchain; he does not hold it in his portfolio.

Holds 10% of his small crypto portfolio, with no further comment.

Considered technologically superior and holds 20% of his small portfolio.

Second most invested-in crypto and faster than Bitcoin, and the biggest slice (40%) of his small, risky portfolio.

Created as a joke but has made some people millionaires, which he finds an interesting quirk of the crypto world.

Holds 20% of his small crypto portfolio, with no further comment.

A $1 'iPhone' from Wish that feels convincing and baffles him as a business model.

A non-functional but high-quality tiny PS5 replica that he is strangely excited about.

Tiny transparent Game Boy-style console that kind of works and delights him.

The smallest phone of the bunch is actually not bad, with a decent screen and normal interface.

A non-smart brick phone dressed up as an iPhone that doesn't pull it off; rated 3/10.

Surprisingly good looks, bright screen and smooth performance; rated 8/10.

A very standard iPhone X lookalike with 'megapixel' text on the camera; rated 4/10.

Nice back and smooth with a working home button, but the front is worse; rated 6/10.

Surprisingly liked this thin, comfortable mini phone that's easy to use one-handed; rated 7/10.

Counterfeit earbuds with nice packaging but poor everything else, and one earbud didn't work.

Feels cheap and barely cools; after four hours his tea was only two degrees below room temperature.

Not fast, but a novel, well-engineered tiny Windows laptop that even his cat liked.

Marketed with ridiculous brightness claims, but the result was only 'not bad'.

The tiny flashlight barely lit up, leaving him very disappointed.

Adorable little vacuum that surprisingly works, though he felt like a short crust pastry.