Everything I've tested.

A giant fake S20 Ultra that he disliked, apart from the finish and size.

A knock-off laptop that booted in Chinese and defeated him after six hours.

A near-identical clone of the other fake phones, and equally bad.

The pricier tablet looks respectable and he liked the design, but he wouldn't recommend it.

A phone that doubles as a car, which was somewhat anticlimactic to open.

The cutest phone he has ever seen, and he almost wanted to put his SIM in it.

Loved the unibody metal design, even if it isn't feasible as a real smartphone.

Convincing at first glance but all plastic, bass-heavy, and not that bad for the price.

A Mate 40 Pro clone with swapped branding and Mate 30 wallpapers.

Looks good on the camera, but the software is stock Android with no effort.

Did not work as advertised for photos, but is a very smooth ball.

A hideous case with fake camera lenses; it arrived as a plain cheap TPU case.

A tiny working Android iPhone clone with a terrible camera, but he liked the size.

A dented fake P40 Pro Plus with a notch and one working camera.

Brilliant at multitasking and gaming, but expensive, bulky and awkward, so only for the most adventurous user.

A foldable that works as a proper flagship phone first, with a standout rear-camera selfie setup and the best Android multitasking he has s…

Its outward-folding single-screen form factor makes more sense than Samsung's, but it is overpriced, 60Hz and has no Google services.

Makes more sense than the Pixel 4 for most people, with similar software and camera for less and better battery life.

Impressive upper mid-range phone with excellent battery life and surprisingly strong night photography, held back by plastic build and a si…

A big step up from the Reno3 Pro after only four months, with much faster charging, better performance and design, but no optical stabilisa…

A wearable 'monitor for your face' that works with phones and consoles, but probably not as good as its 200-inch claim suggests.

A cool curved-screen watch that is more fashion accessory than a smartwatch doing much more than cheaper rivals.

A versatile and affordable two-axis gimbal that doubles as a tripod and extendable selfie stick.

A simple power bank with a kickstand that wirelessly charges a phone while it sits on it.