Everything I've tested.

Look like jewellery and are very light, but sound quality is sacrificed and there is a lot of sound bleed.

Cloud gaming on it was impressive, but as a limited edition it is just a colour change, so only a C.

Cool-looking, hand-painted speaker with lighting that syncs to music, but the hood covers the controls and the limited edition feels poorly…

Looks like a sports car phone with polished software; the swappable camera module is silly, but he would use it and gives it A tier.

Incredible Death Star packaging but a disappointing phone with ad-like wallpaper carousels, rescued to B tier by the glowing 3D Vader mask.

The standout limited edition, with thermal-reactive back, fully themed software and thoughtful packaging, so S tier.

A superb remake of the first gaming mouse with great packaging and modern specs, earning S tier, though it clashes with his minimalist desk.

Nails the retro-future look and uses good materials, but lacks a backlight and is hard to wear, so it gets a C tier.

The $1,600 titanium case held up far better than the standard aluminium one in the drop test, so it is functionally better as well as rare.

Fashionable and nicely built, but the software offers only one custom wallpaper and the unboxing is bare, so a C tier.

Impressed by the novelty of a camera that switches between decade-specific video looks and prints clips as scannable photos, though he did…

Bonkers RGB showpiece that still types well with lights off; joint score of 8.

Craftsmanship and gold over function, a step back from nice keyboards; scored 4.5.

A wildly impressive per-key display keyboard that he finds dumb to type on; scored 5.

A gasketed tactile board with great browser-based software that he would happily gift, rated about 6.5 out of 10.

A rollable membrane keyboard that barely counts as functional, scored 0.1 out of 10.

A heavy, well-damped everything board with OLED display and great sound; scored 8 out of 10.

A one-of-one custom giant keyboard that looks cool but he likes less than the previous one; scored 7.

A thin, portable mechanical board that beats the Apple keyboard, with a great knob; scored 5.5 to 6.

Scissor switches and wireless make it better than cheaper boards, but it is still poor, scored 2.5 out of 10.

A giant, fully functional keyboard built 27 times larger, great as a spectacle but poor to use; scored a joke 4 out of 3.

Still a mushy membrane board, only slightly better than the $2 one, scored about 1 out of 10.

A big step up with mechanical switches and RGB, but it rocks, clangs and has clumsy software; about 4 out of 10.

Great for gaming with adjustable actuation and rapid trigger, but one of them felt it was lots of function and not much keyboard; scored 6.…