Everything I've tested.

Looks like rubbish and is pricey, but smells exactly like KFC, burns well and earns an A.

A cool concept, but flimsy and only holds two cans deep, so it is disappointing for $240.

A loud spinning fork that is no better than a normal fork, and he expected more from Pot Noodle.

A decent-quality foam stand that is a worse version of a MagSafe stand and mainly works as advertising.

Fun branding with a cheeseburger key, but the keyboard is mushy with big gaps between the keys.

Surprisingly works at keeping pizza warm and is nearly free to print, but is too simple to rate above B.

A bonkers voice-triggered flipping case that nobody will buy, but a brilliant marketing stunt.

A programmable heated dispenser that makes Nutella perfectly runny and takes the top S tier.

Calls it the best 360 camera on the market, with big gains in image quality, durability, battery and night footage, though not essential if…

Enormous handmade suitcase speaker that sounded bad and looked battered.

Fast, impressive offline translator, but little advantage over Google Translate on a phone.

Versatile massager with plates for waist, limbs and feet; the foot acupressure head was his favourite.

Painful headband that shocks at random intervals; he gave it 1 out of 10.

Slim, manoeuvrable vacuum that suits Asian homes, held back only by short battery life.

Impressive waterproof scalp massager with red light and oil dispensing; he rated it a perfect 10.

Stunning, refined keyboard with lovely low-resonance typing; he rated it 9.5 and wants to import one.

Tiny, cheap speaker that sounds far better than expected, though it is only an okay bottle opener.

Painful but fun and heavily themed; he gave it an optimistic 8 out of 10 though it won't suit everyone.

Decent portable projector with punchy speakers but terrible mood lighting and expensive; 7.5 out of 10.

Lucky box gamble gave him a mediocre shaver; he should have waited for a sale and picked the model he wanted.

Cute gimmick earbuds with average sound for the price; he gave them 6 out of 10.

Cheap Balmuda copy that makes toast nearly as good at a quarter of the price.

A cheap way to make a sluggish TV feel new again without replacing the whole set.

The huge, very bright RGB MiniLED TV suits a daytime living room and has ruined other TVs for him.