Everything I've tested.

The writing feel is excellent, but it is heavy and the pen is plasticky for the brand.

Not good value, but a dream bag with superb materials and clever design, and the Hall of Fame winner.

Niche, but it reheats food evenly and he would rather have it than a cold sandwich if there is no microwave.

The maglev stand is impressive, but the price goes into a gold nib and the build feels not premium enough.

Powerful heat and compression that he would use around the house, a rare case where luxury buys convenience.

A luxurious unboxing and nice LEDs, but it sounds only a bit better than a $50 speaker, so poor for the money.

The $139,000 diamond set sounds superb and is one of the best wireless headphones he has used, though he would be terrified to wear them.

Distinctive looking, but uncomfortable to hold and it fared worse than a $10 case in drop tests.

A $119,000 limited edition set that looks stunning with sapphire-set rings, he thinks looks better than any consumer headphones.

A smaller but smarter R2-D2 controlled by phone that reacts alongside the Star Wars movies.

The cheapest R2-D2, a basic Lego-style build that can be moved around.

A life-size remote-controlled R2-D2 that impressed him with its momentum and feels like operating heavy machinery.

A much bigger but half-sized R2-D2 with sound effects and a pop-up periscope, though you have to move it by hand.

Well made, but the $120 lookalike cleaned better and the Dyson even rubbed hair further in.

Best fake of the video: a third of the price with brighter output, a base light, a magnetic remote and a brilliant app.

Clearly the better doorbell, with a field of view about twice the fake's and a much smoother frame rate.

Premium app and arrives assembled, but the Govee does more for a third of the price.

Swankier remote and a good purifier, but the fake matched it for around a quarter of the price.

Punchy and bassy, but not very clear, and it loses to an $80 fake that is louder and runs on a battery.

A $25 copy that feels the same as the real thing, with USB-C charging and replaceable batteries.

A $50 Insta360 Go copy with grainy, unstabilised footage.

A near-copy of the Dyson V8 that glides smoothly and cleans better for a third of the price.

A fake that sounds as clear, is louder and bassier, has a built-in battery and brighter lighting, for a quarter of the price.

A convincing Dyson copy that blows harder and cleared the smoke nearly as well for a fraction of the cost.