Everything I've tested.

Called the gold standard in PC graphics until the 5090 replaced it, making ray tracing child's play and adding DLSS 3.

Easily the best-looking gaming experience he has had, though the gains lean heavily on AI frame generation and Nvidia's marketing is mislea…

The first ray tracing generation, a huge step up from the GTX 980 with a score of 3,076 in Steel Nomad.

The best consumer card of 2015 now struggles at 720p lowest settings in Cyberpunk and scored just 149 in Steel Nomad.

Used as an example of Nvidia's misleading 'RTX 4090 performance' marketing, though it uses barely half the energy.

Shares the same great software and main camera as the Pro, but feels artificially limited and has only just-adequate battery life.

Feels surprisingly good and vibrates, but looks like a giant spider on your head.

A fork that extends to 64 cm so you can secretly steal food from friends.

Crocs with built-in headlights, shown as a joke for finding the toilet at night.

A handheld printer that rolls designs onto your skin, and he seemed impressed with the result.

A banana-shaped USB hub for people who just want a banana rather than speed.

A toilet roll holder styled like a Polaroid camera that lets you 'print' your toilet paper.

Calls it the most idiot-proof drone ever, thanks to phone control, propeller guards, obstacle sensing and a bigger sensor.

Used for filming outside the studio, but described as smaller and less good than the FX6.

A great display he already knows and will keep using rather than swallow another bill.

His long-time studio mic that is already really good, though he upgraded.

He bought three FX6 cameras so every video in the house can be shot on one.

Fantastic for ambience at home but too limited in brightness and light count for a pro studio.

Chosen as the keyboard for Studio B, with sentimental value from his first mechanical keyboard.

Chairs from the office that he liked enough to buy again for the studio.

A rock-solid desk with a big surface that he calls a godsend after his rickety old one.

The largest, highest quality TV he has owned and a good reference screen, with neat cable hiding.

Picked three of a narrow-pickup Sennheiser mic for the camera rigs, exact model unclear.

Self-levelling tripod that fixes his tripod fiddling and has not been wrong once.