Overengineered

A face mask packed with features that fails at the basic job of sealing around the face.

Excellent typing feel and build, but the built-in screen is pointless and wastes battery.

One of the coolest pieces of tech he has used, with Evangelion detail throughout and huge performance, even if some features are pointless.

Absurdly expensive and overengineered, but wonderfully smooth and satisfying; scored 9.1 out of 10.

The over-the-top $5,000 massage chair won the comfort contest with a perfect 10 out of 10.

The product itself is wildly impressive, but the Kickstarter fiasco and delays earn the company a 4 out of 10.

The fastest Android phone, with huge battery life, loud speakers and fast charging, but not enough to make an iPhone user switch.

An impressive, clever compact phone that he loves for its size, though battery, camera and price show why small phones remain a niche.

Xiaomi's camera-focused flagship wins more categories than the iPhone, with excellent rear cameras and a great screen, but a washed-out fro…

An overcomplicated but genuinely accurate digital ruler for people who need the features; 8/10.

A Silent Hill nurse chained to the back of the phone, which he finds creepy but easy to carry.

The most extreme smartphone he has used, with a borderless screen, big battery and a very serious cooling system.

A solidly built metal case with a blade that he says would get you arrested.

A case built to house two PCs at once, one for work and one for play, though he thinks it looks hideous.

An absurdly dense, heavy and loud speaker that he found impressive, though he never judged its value.

A huge controller that looks like it needs training to use, complete with a working eject button under a protective cover.

A $113,000 watch with a mini maze game that apparently has no clock.

It does what it claims, but cooking at 200°C on your lap makes little sense; 3 out of 10.

Ordinary flagship made interesting by the Xperia Stream fan, ethernet and HDMI case, though how useful it is remains questionable.

A ridiculous accessory with a built-in subwoofer that adds richness to audio and boosts benchmark performance.

Thorough but extra and not really a time saver, scored 6 out of 10, though good for older people.

Barely a case, but the extending corner mechanism looks cool and still protects the key areas.

A molded keypad with tiny finger travel and at least six inputs per finger that he rated 8 out of 10.

It does what it sets out to do with no finger or wrist motion, but looks corporate and he rated it 2 out of 10.