Heinekennovelty phoneLast featured Dec 2025
Heineken Boring Phone
Worth it if…Worth it, with caveats.
A charming, heavily branded gag phone that is useless as a phone, earning a C tier for the brand.
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- 1 video · 2025
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- Phones · Concept & rare
What I liked
- Lots of effort and custom branding
- Fun and refreshing
What I didn't
- Useless as a real phone
- Visible glue marks and air bubbles
In my words
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“This is so cool and it's so refreshing while simultaneously making this completely useless as a phone.”
“it can never be more than a gag gift”
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7:19I tested Tech made by Food Brands!A charming, heavily branded gag phone that is useless as a phone, earning a C tier for the brand.
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“This is so cool and it's so refreshing while simultaneously making this completely useless as a phone.”
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