I bought the CRAZIEST Tech from South Korea

Slim, manoeuvrable vacuum that suits Asian homes, held back only by short battery life.

Versatile massager with plates for waist, limbs and feet; the foot acupressure head was his favourite.

Impressive waterproof scalp massager with red light and oil dispensing; he rated it a perfect 10.

Painful but fun and heavily themed; he gave it an optimistic 8 out of 10 though it won't suit everyone.

Decent portable projector with punchy speakers but terrible mood lighting and expensive; 7.5 out of 10.

Stunning, refined keyboard with lovely low-resonance typing; he rated it 9.5 and wants to import one.

Cute gimmick earbuds with average sound for the price; he gave them 6 out of 10.

Enormous handmade suitcase speaker that sounded bad and looked battered.

Tiny, cheap speaker that sounds far better than expected, though it is only an okay bottle opener.

Fast, impressive offline translator, but little advantage over Google Translate on a phone.

Lucky box gamble gave him a mediocre shaver; he should have waited for a sale and picked the model he wanted.

Cheap Balmuda copy that makes toast nearly as good at a quarter of the price.

His favourite toaster of all time, though over $300.

Painful headband that shocks at random intervals; he gave it 1 out of 10.