Unboxing a phone from Space.

A gorgeous blue and gold limited edition with a refreshed software look, though the extras are fairly ordinary.

Purple earbuds bundled with the Olympic phone that he says are just the normal buds.

A wild gaming phone with a great unboxing and aggressive design, let down by plain software with no Bruce Lee theming.

A psychedelic, ridged back sits against a very vanilla unboxing and ordinary software.

A very soft, comfortable frosted grey phone with fun Mars touches, though the colour itself is not new.

A stunning Kodak-themed leather-clad edition with a top-five box, though he questions the Kodak partnership.

Clunky, prototype-feeling design, but the camera and audio with the bundled earphones are impressive enough to forgive the name.

A properly redesigned phone with brilliant theming and a well-executed camera filter, and probably OnePlus's coolest limited edition.

Looks good with the yellow accents, but the software is a genuine mess and he could not get it set up.

A plasticky, hollow hand with immovable fingers that left him unimpressed.

Heavily customised Nike Air Force Ones with a meteorite fragment, priced around $2,000 for the paint job and gold details.

An absurd gold-plated Huawei Mate 40 Pro with a tourbillon watch, impressive but ludicrously extra and not for him.