I bought the TINIEST Tech on the Internet.

Used to record him eating ice cream; not reviewed.

Tiny but sharp-looking retro console that feels both retro and modern.

Mini console that looks as sharp as a modern one, with 40 games built in.

Titanium pen that writes without ink and works on any surface, with a pencil-like feel.

Surprisingly impressive print quality for such a small machine, though it took a whole day to print one model.

His favourite find, and it sounds shockingly good.

Fun, officially awesome tiny controller-style rhythm game.

Alarmingly effective noise-reducing recorder, though he was unsure about it.

Mini SNES that preserves every detail of the original and ships with 21 games.

Quirky turbine washer that surprisingly removed most of the dirt.

Clears only surface-level mess.

It sucks fine but the tiny reservoir fills too quickly.

Credit-card-sized handheld with surprisingly good buttons and controls.

Delightful micro Atari with working joystick and shockingly sharp screen.

Fully articulated tiny desk lamp that works well enough.

A decent recreation of the lava lamp effect.

Shown as part of the tiny desk setup; he only remarks that his hand engulfs it.

Little more than a mini radio.

Too weak to whip double cream.

Tiny programmable ball that is surprisingly quick, with fun steering modes.

Finger-sized water gun that is surprisingly powerful.

He tried it but never mastered yo-yos and gave no real verdict.

A childhood dream come true, but hard to control.

Impressive but too small for his fingers to use.

Shown alongside the Rubik's Cube; no specific verdict given.