I spent $273,000 on BILLIONAIRE Tech

The $80 Anker charged far quicker than the luxury bank, hitting 69% in 20 minutes.

Beautiful with a charming dial, but slow and low capacity, so he would not carry it even at the same price.

Niche, but it reheats food evenly and he would rather have it than a cold sandwich if there is no microwave.

His default mouse recommendation, with a shape and feel the luxury mouse cannot match.

Looks lovely, but the symmetrical shape is awkward and the Logitech is the logical choice.

The maglev stand is impressive, but the price goes into a gold nib and the build feels not premium enough.

Powerful heat and compression that he would use around the house, a rare case where luxury buys convenience.

Not good value, but a dream bag with superb materials and clever design, and the Hall of Fame winner.

The writing feel is excellent, but it is heavy and the pen is plasticky for the brand.

Impressively built from solid aluminium, but the steep slant and ordinary feel made it uncomfortable to type on.

Distinctive looking, but uncomfortable to hold and it fared worse than a $10 case in drop tests.

Great unboxing and a titanium body, but the watch faces are odd and it offers little over the normal Series 11 for four times the price.

A luxurious unboxing and nice LEDs, but it sounds only a bit better than a $50 speaker, so poor for the money.

A $119,000 limited edition set that looks stunning with sapphire-set rings, he thinks looks better than any consumer headphones.

The $139,000 diamond set sounds superb and is one of the best wireless headphones he has used, though he would be terrified to wear them.