I bought the CHEAPEST Tech in the World 🌍

Expected a gimmick but was shocked by how well it works, giving it 9 out of 10.

Looks alien but felt natural straight away, and he rated it 8 out of 10.

Gold chocolate wasn't appetising to look at, but it was tasty and a fun, personalised Etsy find.

Built for people who cannot use their hands; he tried it briefly and expressed respect for those who rely on one.

Fun, creative Etsy bath bombs; the iPhone ones were the perfect Etsy product.

Simply chopped circuit boards, but he is a sucker for them.

Expensive but impressive, with Apple-like packaging and a very powerful, therapeutic massage.

Sound is roughly on par with Apple's EarPods and it is wired, so it feels like buying one sock.

Works at cooling but is too loud for serious use; he'd take it on holiday.

Spy-like headset with phenomenal focusing distance and built-in lights, probably designed for inspecting jewellery.

The gold finish came out a dusty tortilla colour and ruined the look of the controller.

Expected gold but got a tortilla colour; he may keep it for the laugh.

Low quality for the price as expected, but the illusion works at the right angle.

Better quality than expected, but the magnets are too strong to build anything useful.

Nailed the look and has a headphone jack, but the rear screen just shows '2021' and the display is poor.

Used as a running gag, tested on a banana; no clear verdict given.

Sounds the same from any angle with decent bass, but he isn't blown away and wouldn't recommend paying £500.

A heavy, wild-looking Wish speaker that looked as crazy as pictured and worked shockingly well.

A knockoff with arguably the ugliest phone front he has seen, though at least the design is original.

Loves the rethought concept and smooth trackball, but finds the vertical mouse more comfortable, so 7 out of 10.

Colour-sensor rings trigger sounds on a mat, a modern take on playing drums.

Essentially a toy demonstrating a magnet slowing as it falls through an aluminium tube.