I tested the FASTEST GADGETS on the Planet.

Looks and feels terrifying, and he was far slower than his friend Josh, though he thinks he may simply be the problem.

Self-lacing shoes that feel like the future and fasten about two and a half times faster than tying laces.

Drill-mounted scrubbing brush that cleaned patio tiles about ten times faster than a normal brush.

A huge, heavy RC car he calls one of the coolest things he has unboxed, about 11.5 times faster than a normal one.

Cleans the whole mouth in 10 seconds, twelve times faster, but the clean was not the best.

Spray that removed shirt wrinkles about 18 times faster than ironing and impressed him.

Pellet pizza oven that cooked a pizza in about a minute and tasted better than an ordinary oven pizza.

Heated butter dispenser that spread butter in about two seconds, 30 times faster than a knife, if a little messily.

Magnet-based gadget that fakes about 8,700 steps an hour, useful for games, though he does not see why you would fake exercise.

Alarm clock that leaps off the table and runs away, effective but annoying.