I traded all my tech for Wish products!

A fake-spec phone with bad bezels that would not charge past 35%, had no signal and could not run Google Play, his worst product ever tested.

Advertised as 12,000 watts but far smaller and weaker than the listing claimed, at 5 watts times two.

The listing claimed impressive specs but turned out to be an SD card.

A surprisingly convincing Apple Watch Ultra lookalike for the price, with sleep tracking that was partly accurate.

A USB stick console with a light Wii-style controller, running a fruit-slicing game that barely detects slices.

Awkward, stiff earbuds where only one worked at first, but fine for most people once paired.

A tolerable cheap toothbrush that cleans better than a manual one but is nowhere near his Oral-B.

A muggy budget camera with a free kit of accessories, nowhere near his Sony A7S III.

A cheap sensor bin that does most of the job of his normal one, though the lid opens too hard.

A very light cheap robot vacuum that is inconsistent at picking up debris.

A good idea for staying active while working, but loud under load with a fiddly safety tag and a big footprint.

A cheap Powerball knockoff that gets going and does the job, though it rattles and is awkward to start.

Feels like it genuinely helps posture, though it is rattly and awkward to use.

Smaller than expected, but it soaks up enough water to keep the bathroom floor from getting wet.

Still gives relief and is a decent budget option, but is less powerful and more vibrate than knead than the real Theragun.

The fake scented water bottle smelled better than the real one despite poor packaging.

A pressure pad coaster with no battery that broke quickly, nothing like the real Ember mug.

A PC built from Wish parts in a fake Xbox case that cost more than a real Series X and ran Call of Duty at a poor frame rate.

A fun, comfortable hanging chair with a lot of movement, though he worries about its structural integrity.

A kids' novelty hat with a spinning blade that makes him feel told what to wear.

Modular winged shoes with detachable parts that look mismatched and have no padding.

A fake mini PlayStation with no shoulder buttons, leaving him stuck on level one.

A copy of the PS Vita body that is worse in every way.

Bad UI and stiff buttons, but it comes with hundreds of retro games stored locally, which won him over a little.

His real camera, which he swaps out for the Wish one.

The laptop listing turned out to be for a zero-megabyte micro SD card.

The standout of the haul: a solid, comfortable laptop stand for working in bed.