I bought every Playstation Handheld EVER!

A tiny, quirky Japan-only device that cleverly laid the groundwork for the PSP, though the hardware feels flimsy.

A groundbreaking handheld with a stunning screen, analog nub and UMD discs that he loves nostalgically.

The slimmer, lighter PSP he grew up with, adding TV output years before the Switch.

A solid but not revolutionary refresh with a brighter screen and microphone.

Beautifully built and tiny, but going download-only with no UMD made it a commercial failure.

A good-looking budget cut-down PSP that came too late in the console's life.

Spectacular hardware with a great screen, undermined by gimmicks, pricey memory cards and weak developer support.

Slimmer and lighter, but with a downgraded LCD screen and awkward 1GB internal storage.

The weirdest revision, a Vita without screen or controls whose use he could not work out, though it is cheap.

A streaming-only handheld that he finds impressive, with great screen and low latency, despite no Bluetooth headphone support.