I bought the Cheapest Tech on the internet.
27 products in this video, in the order they appear. Tap a timestamp to jump to the bit where I talk about it.
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DuPont Paper Waterproof WatchClever cheap material, but the display is hard to read and it has no 24-hour mode.
Fake Xiaomi Touchscreen EarphonesImpressive features for $7, but he'd rather buy plain earphones, so reluctantly trash.
Apple Watch UltraUsed as the benchmark for durability; its back shattered while the case-protected watch survived better.
Apple Watch Ultra Conversion CaseA $2 plastic case that gave some protection in tests but was only average, so trash.
$10 Robot VacuumNo suction or tank, just a random-moving pad that pushes dirt back into surfaces.
Infinity Dodecahedron LightThe effect is as impressive as far pricier versions, with a dimmer light and slightly warped mirrors.
Turbo Fan Filter Shower HeadA $4 shower head with filter that delivers very strong water pressure and was an easy treasure.
Shower Phone CaseThe adhesive wasn't strong enough and the touchscreen failed to work under the water.
Sticky Backpack Cleaning BallIt does pick up dirt, but only a 10 to 15% difference, so trash.
Three-Key Macro Pad with KnobA tiny hot-swappable macro pad that works really well for copy, paste and volume at $7.
Curved Phone Screen MagnifierMore watchable than expected on a modern bright phone, despite edge distortion.
LED Rope LauncherA bit less polished than the original Loop Lasso but just as fun at a fraction of the price.
Loop LassoThe $40 original that the cheap rope launcher copies, with a fast string that defies gravity.
Wireless Flame SpeakerSurprisingly convincing flame effect and decent bass for $30, but the Anker speaker is the better buy.
Xiaomi 16TB Flash Drive (fake capacity)The advertised 16TB is a fake label on a drive that is really about 64GB.
Crimpet Wrap SealerEven with lots of force the wrap still wouldn't hold together, looking like a massive ravioli.
Elasticated No-Tie ShoelacesFiddly to set up, but comfy and secure, and the best product of the whole video.
Smart Glasses with SpeakersJust open-ear speakers in a glasses frame that leak sound, so he says to buy earphones instead.
Anker Bluetooth SpeakerBest speaker you could get for around $30 and he would pick it over the flame speaker.
Multifunction LED Desk Lamp with FanCheap and cheerful lamp, fan, clock and pen holder in one, though the thermometer isn't accurate.
Twist Ice Cube MakerWorks as advertised, but a silicone ice tray is simpler and takes less space, so no treasure.
LED Neon Art FrameNot especially bright, but a print, frame and LEDs for under $11 is a treasure.
Golf Putter LaserA gag gift at best, since a straight line doesn't help with elevation, wind or terrain.
Pizza SlideA conveyor-belt pizza peel that transferred the pizza perfectly and also cleaned up sauce spills.
Self-Stirring MugIt mixes the drink, but needs AAA batteries and he can't see what it does that a spoon can't.
Electrical Stimulation Massage PatchesPure electrical stimulation that made his hand spasm; he wouldn't call it a massage.
USB Port LED LampA pointless blue light that wastes a USB port; the definition of a trash product.