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A fun nostalgic tribute to the SGH-E700, but he rates it only 6 out of 10 next to the wilder editions.

Impressively thorough Disney theming across software, back texture and even the camera, though large.

A cheap Tecno Camon 20 with a glow-in-the-dark Mr Doodle design that only shows up when you look closely.

Dated 2012 phone, but the effort in packaging and theming is unmatched, earning a 9 out of 10.

A well-made, unique microcrystalline rock back, but too subtle to see, so he gives it 5 out of 10.

The best Transformers phone he has seen, with intentional theming and wallpapers that avoid the usual software mess.

Brilliant lunchbox packaging and a mostly well-judged fire theme, with a few over-the-top touches, scoring 92.

Very generous package for the price, with a clever LED leather back, earning 8 out of 10.

Great packaging and a charming story, but the phone itself is barely themed, so a 6.

His favourite smartphone of all time in an ultra-rare official gold version, beautiful though gold isn't practical.

Rare 32 of 50 edition that's the first Nokia assembled in Europe, tough and trust-focused rather than flashy.

Top-tier Pokédex packaging, but the phone is basically vanilla, so he gives it 6 out of 10.

Ultra-limited 12-unit Caviar Fold 5 with titanium back and a real Megalodon tooth fragment, which he finds wild but also amusing.

Celebrity-only Pixel Fold with vinyl player, jewellery and VIP extras, a rare look at the celebrity experience.

Standard Pixel Buds Pro included in the Hip Hop 50 box, not customised.