I bought the most EXPENSIVE Tech on the internet.

An absurdly dense, heavy and loud speaker that he found impressive, though he never judged its value.

A beautifully finished custom Switch that he felt was closer to art than a cheap 3D-printed job.

Feels premium with silent buttons and instant triggers, but spending $400 won't make an average player any better.

Looks lush from a distance but is all plastic up close, with a misleading listing and trailing LED cables.

Considered as the best TV available but passed over because he didn't want to spend the budget on a TV.

A monster 8K projector bought as a gift for his parents' basement cinema, which impressed his dad.

An incredibly squidgy yet supportive chair that felt fantastic from every angle.

A handsome handcrafted wooden keyboard with a good magnetic stand, but the wood adds little to typing.

Impossibly light magnesium mouse with 8,000Hz polling that glides with no perceptible latency.

An imposing, fully articulating lamp with excellent light quality and a 60-year life, though very pricey.

Tastefully done with a soft interior and grippy leather-like back, though it creaks and is a bit excessive.

Looks fancy from a distance but is flimsy plastic that doesn't fit properly and adds awkward weight.

Spectacularly weird heavy shoes with curved soles that are no good for running.

Cool electrochromic tinting, but the audio is tiny and leaky and the concept is a bit strange.

Idiot-proof and tasty with a good texture, but slow, steamy, and the extra cost mostly buys presentation.

Ridiculously sharp 33-layer knives that he called a stupid amount of money but unlike anything he had seen.

Rough-looking 3D-printed shoes that surprisingly feel fantastic, and he kept them.