I bought the most CURSED Tech on the internet.

A tiny PS5 knock-off with unlabelled buttons, delayed input and 300 games.

Surprisingly ergonomic 1990s-style controller that was an unexpected delight.

Slime-shaped controller with the worst ergonomics he has experienced.

Odd controller with haptic feedback that he found satisfying despite the reimagined button layout.

Baby-care game he called one of the most cursed experiences of his life.

Cleverly gamified retro camera with a 128x128 black and white image and heat-paper printing, though unflattering.

Surprisingly comfortable for small Joy-Cons, though slightly too wide and not great to play with.

Does drain fat as promised, but the bacon came out dry and chewy.

A surprisingly refreshing gadget that turns a fruit into a spray bottle, the pleasant surprise of the day.

Cooks eggs out of sight, producing an odd-looking egg that tastes normal.

Took a full day to expand and ended up see-through and unwearable, so he felt pranked.

Money box with a skin-like face that chews up coins and left him uncomfortable.

Rope-less skipping gadget he called the stupidest gadget he has ever seen.

A working watch the size of a ring that was readable but so tight it hurt his finger.

Plastic finger extensions he tried; the cat was unbothered.

Cheap-looking watch with a lighter that leaks fuel and could set your wrist on fire.

The most cursed thing of the day, which he hates.

Reusable pimple-popping toy he found disgusting.

Mouth-operated cat brush that his cat rejected immediately.

Skin-coloured soap with no scent that he found deeply unsettling.

Soundproof mic mask that made him sound underwater and did not work at all.

Odd-looking but genuinely comfortable and the most pleasant part of his cursed day.

A handmade, hyper-realistic skin-textured charger that works but he found deeply disturbing and absurdly expensive.

Infamous console whose Hotel Mario characters he found horrible.

Made the most perfect s'more he has ever seen and redeemed the day.