iPhone 14 - The Good, the Bad and the UGLY.

Uninspired design and last year's chip make the standard iPhone 14 feel like old tech sold at full price.

The Pro models get the genuinely exciting upgrades, including the 48MP camera, Dynamic Island and always-on display, while the standard models are left behind.

He always buys the Pro Max for battery life, and it shares the Pro upgrades.

The Mini sold poorly, about five percent of iPhone 13 volume, so Apple replaced it with the Plus.

Replaces the Mini with a bigger screen and battery, and is a viable option, but the extra $200 mostly adds profit for Apple.

Introduced the ProMotion display, last year's biggest upgrade.

Its chip is already far ahead of Android rivals, but the iPhone 14 reuses the Pro version of it.