I bought the SMALLEST Tech in the world.

Marketed with ridiculous brightness claims, but the result was only 'not bad'.

Not bright or high resolution, but fine for its size and videos look good.

Feels cheap and barely cools; after four hours his tea was only two degrees below room temperature.

Adorable little vacuum that surprisingly works, though he felt like a short crust pastry.

Not fast, but a novel, well-engineered tiny Windows laptop that even his cat liked.

The tiny flashlight barely lit up, leaving him very disappointed.

Looks ridiculous but he kind of liked it; cooling and comforting like a hug.

Counterfeit earbuds with nice packaging but poor everything else, and one earbud didn't work.

Feels weird with no real grip, like pushing something along a table.

Surprisingly liked this thin, comfortable mini phone that's easy to use one-handed; rated 7/10.

A very standard iPhone X lookalike with 'megapixel' text on the camera; rated 4/10.

Surprisingly good looks, bright screen and smooth performance; rated 8/10.

Another iPhone clone with odd double bezels and text on the back; rated 5/10.

Feels firmly built with impressive attention to detail for the price, but the camera is bad; rated 7/10.

A non-smart brick phone dressed up as an iPhone that doesn't pull it off; rated 3/10.

Nice back and smooth with a working home button, but the front is worse; rated 6/10.

Passes as an iPhone 11 Pro at a third of the size, but the front looks ugly.

Impressive that it runs full Android at this size, though screen colours and contrast are well off.

More bezel than screen, with a smartwatch-style OS; interesting but with major compromises.

Crazy pricing for a non-smartphone, but bright screen, backlit buttons and internet access; typing is painful.

The smallest phone of the bunch is actually not bad, with a decent screen and normal interface.

A $1 'iPhone' from Wish that feels convincing and baffles him as a business model.

Much better than the thin mouse, with a 3D shape to grip and a physical scroll wheel.

A tiny DIY TV kit that he built, with a strange result and a speaker that wasn't what he ordered.

Functions like a proper camera with a settings menu, quality is poor but forgivable for the price.

The fake-camera mini drone was surprisingly controllable, though the camera claim looks like a lie.

A tiny power bank with the micro USB cable built in, shown without a firm verdict.

Tiny transparent Game Boy-style console that kind of works and delights him.

A non-functional but high-quality tiny PS5 replica that he is strangely excited about.

Essentially a plastic block with a screen taped on, but he is impressed by the tiny size.

Tic Tac-sized iPhone model with a full unboxing experience that amazed him.