I tested the BULLETPROOF iPhone.

A laser rangefinder phone with an underwater mode, but its underwater footage looked dreadful.

Tiny rugged phone whose two-way radio mode gave clearer, free calls than a normal call over about a kilometre.

Absurdly loud speaker, thermal and infrared night vision and a built-in flashlight impressed him.

Used as a normal phone baseline for speaker loudness and night vision comparisons.

Its 15,600mAh battery beat the Galaxy S22 Ultra through sheer capacity despite likely poor efficiency.

Used as the battery benchmark, it lost to the 15,600mAh Ukitel.

A stealthy titanium-backed iPhone that survived an air rifle pellet without a mark, and he could see himself using it.