A solidly built metal case with a blade that he says would get you arrested.

A phone case with a working lighter that he calls a probable fire hazard.
A knuckle duster phone case with its own built-in power button, which he finds oddly cool but questions how to use.
A fun toy, but its near-perfect reviews were part of a brushing scam mystery.
The laptop listing turned out to be for a zero-megabyte micro SD card.
Still gives relief and is a decent budget option, but is less powerful and more vibrate than knead than the real Theragun.
A cheap Powerball knockoff that gets going and does the job, though it rattles and is awkward to start.
A pressure pad coaster with no battery that broke quickly, nothing like the real Ember mug.
The fake scented water bottle smelled better than the real one despite poor packaging.
A kids' novelty hat with a spinning blade that makes him feel told what to wear.
A tolerable cheap toothbrush that cleans better than a manual one but is nowhere near his Oral-B.
Feels like it genuinely helps posture, though it is rattly and awkward to use.
A fake mini PlayStation with no shoulder buttons, leaving him stuck on level one.
A USB stick console with a light Wii-style controller, running a fruit-slicing game that barely detects slices.
Modular winged shoes with detachable parts that look mismatched and have no padding.
A surprisingly convincing Apple Watch Ultra lookalike for the price, with sleep tracking that was partly accurate.
A toy parachute built for action figures that successfully carried a smartphone through a 50-foot drop without damage.
Impressive attention to detail, but he jokes it looks homemade and he would keep well away from it.
A PC built into a sneaker that comes in different colours, though you only get one shoe.
A tank-shaped PC with a built-in digital thermostat and well-placed fans, which he lists among the most unbelievable.
A PC suspended from a custom stand with individually lit scales that open to boost airflow.
Rough-looking 3D-printed shoes that surprisingly feel fantastic, and he kept them.






















