Strange gadgets

Spectacularly weird heavy shoes with curved soles that are no good for running.

Slime-shaped controller with the worst ergonomics he has experienced.

A huge controller that looks like it needs training to use, complete with a working eject button under a protective cover.

A chainsaw-shaped controller that probably makes the game ten times harder to play.

A GameCube controller made so players could chat with friends while playing, and it was definitely not meant to be yellow.

A sword controller with motion sensors and vibration that he finds awesome, though the button layout takes getting used to.

Billed as a revolutionary way to control games, but it never caught on because Nintendo made only two games for it.

A fishing rod controller that let players physically reel in fish in the game.

An Xbox Series S sandwiched between two giant biscuits that he can hardly believe exists.

The strangest of the six, at double the size of a normal console.

A console built into a retro arcade cabinet with its own screen and controls, though he jokes about playing Halo on it.

The Series X shape works well as a Tardis, complete with a working light on top.

Really cool high school locker design with hand-drawn graffiti and rust details to match the game.

Lets you play a full game of blackjack using the watch buttons, with a roulette wheel on the back.

Called the most ridiculous of the bunch, as its QR code just links back to the site you bought it from.

Shows the real-time position of the five closest planets instead of the time, which is fascinating but not much use for telling the time.

A watch inspired by the Sydney Opera House with an extendable acoustic chamber that amplifies the chime each hour.

Skin-coloured soap with no scent that he found deeply unsettling.

Plastic finger extensions he tried; the cat was unbothered.

Baby-care game he called one of the most cursed experiences of his life.

Money box with a skin-like face that chews up coins and left him uncomfortable.

Cheap-looking watch with a lighter that leaks fuel and could set your wrist on fire.

Mouth-operated cat brush that his cat rejected immediately.

Took a full day to expand and ended up see-through and unwearable, so he felt pranked.