Everything I've tested.

A wire for wireless earphones that doesn't even secure them properly, so he rates it 2 out of 10.

A five-screen pixel display that looks fun from a distance but does nothing a phone can't and has poor quality.

Surprisingly impressive shoes that let you walk at running speed, rated 8 out of 10 for people who have to walk a lot.

A $120 case that looks odd but feels high quality and survived every drop test, which moved it up his rankings.

It sounds good under a pillow, but a partner can still hear it, so he rates it 4 out of 10.

A smart fork that does buzz when you eat too fast, but the companion app no longer exists, so he gives it 7 out of 10.

A handmade leather belt with a power bank buckle that doesn't work with modern iPhones and can't even maintain battery, rated 1 out of 10.

An overengineered $150 webcam that looks ridiculous, gives poor quality, and is made redundant by software eye-contact correction.

A well-built, fast cocktail machine that does little beyond measuring the spirit, rated 4 out of 10.

A surprisingly quick and cool aluminium ice stamp that he rates 9 out of 10.

Earbuds with a tiny Android screen that do neither phone nor earphone job well, and he'd still buy separate devices.

Unusually well-made case that is soft, fits perfectly and has matching metal buttons.

The shoes protected the foot from fire, water and puncture far better than a normal pair, and look surprisingly ordinary.

A gun-shaped bottle opener that works as he expected, with magnets keeping the cap in the chamber.

A giant pencil sharpener for carrots that works and looks presentable, but leaves a dangerously pointy carrot.

A novelty double pizza cutter that works, and cuts better than a normal single wheel.

A strange screw-into-a-lemon sprayer that does work, though he finds it odd.

A spaghetti-shaped serving spoon that looks terrifying but grips pasta well.

A novelty 10 kg mug that is absurdly heavy, holds half as much as a normal mug and made him give up on his drink.

Works well on kitchen roll but only partially waterproofed him, and he would not recommend it for clothing.

Arun finds it a neat way to turn heat from a fire you are lighting anyway into phone charge, and it works, though he gives no formal verdic…

Looks like rubbish but the lid does keep a drink hot.

Instincts say not to put a foot in them, but they work and his feet stayed dry.

Keeps his face dry and hands free, with no shame about wearing it.