Everything I've tested.

A salt-firing fly gun that kind of works.

Very loud, but could be handy for signalling the toilet is occupied.

Used as the reference for the Flip 6, which is basically an S24 Plus that folds.

The $10 fan is rechargeable with 3 hours per charge and multiple speed levels, and gets close to blowing out the candle, but is not very po…

The $5 fan has decent airflow but cannot blow out a candle and needs its batteries replaced.

Described as the first chip marketed as a GPU, which changed PC and console gaming.

A minor update with a new chip, AI replies and a sleep apnea feature, seemingly kept modest to make room for the Ultra.

A well-built, long-lasting ring that is essentially a smartwatch without half the features, suited to set-and-forget users.

Tough and feature-packed, but he dislikes how closely it copies the Apple Watch Ultra, especially the circular screen on a squarer body.

Sound great with noticeably better and adaptive noise cancelling than the base model, but the fiddly blades and max ANC level disappoint.

Great sound and controlled leakage, but the fiddly blade controls and weak noise cancelling hold them back in first impressions.

An alarm clock with small bulbs at the bottom that he assumes are infrared, concealing a camera.

A pen with a hidden lens that is no bigger than a normal pen, making it hard to spot.

Light and clearly not luxury, but he thinks they feel sophisticated and intentional in their design.

A slick, clean-looking watch with an appropriately restrained design.

Slim, light and polished foldable with a great stylus and tougher screen, though the Porsche branding is mostly cosmetic.

A bizarre gaming-brand collab razor that started as an April Fools joke, with a surprisingly good shape.

Lovely packaging and a custom stylus, but the LCD screen is washed out and it is less powerful than the phone.

Hardware he considers near perfect, with a brilliant cooling fan and very fast charging, held back by camera and software.

A purposeful, well-themed minion camera with a high quality paint job, despite his dislike of the Minions.

A lovingly detailed Harry Potter phone with lots of Easter eggs and great value at $500, though the software theming is a bit half-hearted.

One of the coolest pieces of tech he has used, with Evangelion detail throughout and huge performance, even if some features are pointless.

Brilliantly executed scented Lotso phone, but he finds the idea unsettling and rates the concept a 2.

Accurate, good-looking gaming mouse with tasteful lighting, but the glossy plastic is a fingerprint magnet.