Everything I've tested.

Extremely comfortable motorised chair with heating, ventilation and massage, but he is still undecided about another gadget to charge.

Better solution than wireless chargers, with two covering everyone's needs and a magnetic base that is easy for anyone to use.

Bought for parties they never hosted, so it got removed.

67W wall charger with built-in retractable cable that he finds insanely useful around the house.

Same price as the Miele but far more intuitive, especially for guests.

Seriously fast blender that was instantly amazing, with a ready-to-go smoothie bottle and no drips.

Self-watering pots mean watering about once a month, and now every plant in the house uses them.

The final missing piece of his mouse setup, lifting the wrist to reduce strain.

A $4,000 hassle to pour and light, producing little more than a big candle flame.

Expensive full-fit acoustic treatment that makes the office feel like a library.

The $10 pump washer barely cleans anything and needs you to pump it by hand.

The diesel-powered $10,000 industrial washer is dangerously powerful and even tore up the tape around the edges.

The battery-powered $75 washer is far stronger than the $10 one but still leaves a lot of dirt behind.

The $500 washer is as high-end as consumer models get and the cleaning is very satisfying.

World-class software and Gemini features, but less powerful, worse for gaming and shorter on battery than rivals.

Repairable with a microSD slot, but the camera, battery and chipset are disappointing for $400.

Exceptional rear cameras and smarter software, but weak front camera, patchy apps and no Apple ecosystem made it unworkable as his main pho…

A polished, fun mid-ranger that punches above its weight, though the regular 4a is better value.

The satellite mode really works, but the software and design feel rushed next to Crosscall's phone.

Soft screen, sloppy software and one real camera make it a no-show.

Keeps the headphone jack, microSD slot and great speakers, but the camera is less dependable than Samsung's.

Stylish, privacy-focused phone with thoughtful software and Ubuntu dual boot, though the camera app and finish are rough.

The best rugged phone he has seen, with a polished ecosystem, though it is niche and loses to Oppo.

Great screen, storage and chip for $316, but the camera lets it down.