Everything I've tested.

Great screen, storage and chip for $316, but the camera lets it down.

Keeps the headphone jack, microSD slot and great speakers, but the camera is less dependable than Samsung's.

The satellite mode really works, but the software and design feel rushed next to Crosscall's phone.

Admirably repairable and sustainable, but dated, with weaker cameras and a slower chip than the Nothing.

Another cookie-cutter phone from the same supplier as Lava, disappointingly uninspired.

Impressively realistic for a few reframes, but pushed to the limit the AI-generated image falls apart in funny ways.

Impressed by the $30 Frisbee with 108 LEDs, which senses movement and weighs no more than a normal one.

Shown as the $1 entry, with LEDs placed behind the teeth, and no judgement given.

A $50 car display that will turn heads, said with some tongue in cheek.

They look striking in the dark, though he admits he cannot juggle.

The $100 finale is a backpack with over 12,500 LEDs, shown without a clear verdict.

Impressed by the $10 kit, where charge travels through the metal frame so you can build it however you like.

Impressed by how well it guesses the broad layout of his garden, but the details drift and it eventually has no idea what it is doing.

Surprisingly simple and works reasonably well for browsing and stylus use, but it doesn't make him want a touchscreen MacBook.

A huge jump over old Siri with excellent design and integration, but capability-wise it only catches up with Gemini and the best version is…

Balanced, dependable and tied into a strong ecosystem, which he decided matters more to him than the Oppo's camera strengths.

A $10,000 gold smartwatch that quickly became outdated, which he sees as Apple misjudging how smartwatch buyers think.

Overstates calories compared with the Apple Watch and syncs unreliably with the Oppo, so it did not work out.

A bigger step up than expected, with great sound and noise cancellation, though the tighter fit is less comfortable on long journeys; he gi…

Ruled out because almost nobody uses it, so third-party fitness app and gym support is doubtful.

Not bad, but gives too much information and none of the smartwatch perks, so it was not for him.

Dismissed because the user interface is laggy and unpolished.

He loves his Torras case with stand on the iPhone; the Oppo alternative was terrible.

He feels he upgraded from AirPods Pro 3 and loves them, though they lack a charging magnet.