Everything I've tested.

Survived a 5 m drop and only failed at 10 m, which he called a very respectable 9 out of 10.

Tear and water resistant, but the pages burn, so 6 out of 10.

It survived a soak in ginger ale where a normal card died, but cracked from the door slam, so it's tough but not invincible.

Shrugged off water and a huge drop that wrecked the old 3310, earning 10 out of 10 for durability.

Came through the drop with only a scratch, earning 10 out of 10 for outstanding construction.

Even in a case it was dead after the drop, showing the tech inside is vulnerable.

They work underwater using radio waves, though sound quality is mediocre, earning 8 out of 10.

Feels solid for $90 and handled boiling water, but scratches easily and its software is not nice.

Marketed as unbreakable, but it was wrecked when used to tow a car, earning 4 out of 10.

Barely scratched and survived a 13.5 kg iron ball, showing real durability that justifies Apple's premium.

The Caviar phone survived an air rifle pellet completely unmarked with a working screen, though he gives no buying verdict.

The most useful item of the six, as you can attach LEGO pieces and join the pens together.

A coaster with limited build space, but enough to build a biscuit-dunking crane.

Wearable LEGO earrings shown without a real verdict.

LED lights you weave through a LEGO build to tie it together.

A LEGO pin badge that he jokes has only one obvious use.

A LEGO take on the Kanye West glasses that make you stand out but are hard to see through.

A Rubik's Cube made of LEGO that you can decorate and repair by swapping pieces.

A small USB device that types random characters into a victim's computer and makes them rage.

Suggested as a chaotic prank for switching off a friend's home entertainment system mid-film.

A floating crocodile head to scare friends swimming in a pool or lake.

Presented as a harmless prank where strangers think they have found a free AirPod.

Won best mid-range phone as a home run from a new company, with intriguing design, reliable software and attention to detail.

A tiny, adorable phone with a 1-inch screen that is hard to actually type on.