Everything I've tested.

A $10,000 gun-shaped phone made from titanium, wood and gold, which he jokes would be a problem at airport security.

A BMW-themed phone sold in a car bonnet box with posters, coins and custom software.

A movie-themed phone with an unboxing full of Harry Potter references, which he calls magical.

He presents it as a handy way to put out fires automatically or from a safe distance, and seems impressed by the demo.

A far cheaper DJI Mic 2 lookalike whose audio is not as far behind as expected, rated 8 out of 10.

A properly strong foot massager with washable covers; he would want one at home.

An impressive sub-$80 Android TV projector with fast auto keystone correction, a strong 9.

An all-in-one karaoke mic with an AI vocal-stripping feature that earned a 10 out of 10.

Promises 10,000 games but arrived with no games on it, so he could not rate it.

A fake folding iPhone that is actually a feature phone, but not terrible value as a novelty with a very bright torch.

A weighty, balanced-sounding speaker for under $20, rated 8 out of 10, with sound from only one side.

The cheapest Bluetooth speaker he has used, loud and functional for a barbecue, rated 9.5 for what it is.

The hero of the haul: a $200 Indian phone with the best screen he has seen at the price and near-stock Android; rated 9.

A shockingly realistic Apple Watch lookalike for $15 with great straps and screen but poor step tracking, rated 9.

A convincing watch with a hidden 1080p camera and infrared night vision that impressed him.

Better than expected with an animated LED display, but needing a power bank means it stays a novelty.

Roughly built fake AirPods with good fit and crisp but bass-heavy sound, rated 7 out of 10.

A bargain 20,000mAh power bank with a display and bright torch, though slow charging.

Surprisingly well-made and comfortable fake trainers, though they were too small for him.

A convincing fake Apple case that feels very close to the real thing, rated 9 out of 10.

Solid fundamentals and a big battery, undermined by heavy bloatware and advertising; rated 6 out of 10.

A plasticky but comfortable $10 handheld with 520 retro games, rated 8.5 for sheer bonkers value.

An automatic roti maker with a good non-stick surface that produced tasty rotis.

A gadget that records both sides of an iPhone call using vibrations, with surprisingly good results, rated 8.