Everything I've tested.

An ergonomic chair that improves posture and is comfortable too, scoring 7 out of 10.

The over-the-top $5,000 massage chair won the comfort contest with a perfect 10 out of 10.

A frameless chair filled with tiny foam chips that he rated 9 out of 10 for comfort.

A usable chair for $50, but calling it comfortable would be a stretch.

The $1 folding chair was too small and could not support his weight, so he scored it zero out of 10.

He is impressed that it is a real hologram display made from a spinning LED fan, not an editing trick.

Impressed by how thin and capable Apple's last iPod Nano is, with a headphone jack and long battery life, and wishes phones were still made…

A fun nostalgic tribute to the SGH-E700, but he rates it only 6 out of 10 next to the wilder editions.

Ultra-limited 12-unit Caviar Fold 5 with titanium back and a real Megalodon tooth fragment, which he finds wild but also amusing.

Brilliant lunchbox packaging and a mostly well-judged fire theme, with a few over-the-top touches, scoring 92.

His favourite smartphone of all time in an ultra-rare official gold version, beautiful though gold isn't practical.

Celebrity-only Pixel Fold with vinyl player, jewellery and VIP extras, a rare look at the celebrity experience.

A well-made, unique microcrystalline rock back, but too subtle to see, so he gives it 5 out of 10.

The best Transformers phone he has seen, with intentional theming and wallpapers that avoid the usual software mess.

Top-tier Pokédex packaging, but the phone is basically vanilla, so he gives it 6 out of 10.

Very generous package for the price, with a clever LED leather back, earning 8 out of 10.

A cheap Tecno Camon 20 with a glow-in-the-dark Mr Doodle design that only shows up when you look closely.

Dated 2012 phone, but the effort in packaging and theming is unmatched, earning a 9 out of 10.

Great packaging and a charming story, but the phone itself is barely themed, so a 6.

Standard Pixel Buds Pro included in the Hip Hop 50 box, not customised.

Impressively thorough Disney theming across software, back texture and even the camera, though large.

Rare 32 of 50 edition that's the first Nokia assembled in Europe, tough and trust-focused rather than flashy.

Praises the Fairphone 5 for being easy to repair, with swappable parts, a long warranty and long software support, though it is not fully w…

Too much content and required Disney Plus viewing has caused fatigue and box office losses, an 8 out of 10 fail.